Friday, February 29, 2008

Day 10 - Now I'm OUT

I was in and now...I'm out, out of what you say? JAIL!!! I'm finally out of jail! I don't have to spend all day long locked up with my annoying sister!! Let me out Mom....hurry! Home is where the sleepie is! Mom made sure I had lots of sleepies to stay comfy tho.

I would also like to give a shout out to my Dad for building us such a nice kennel run (aka jail). He even put in HEAT and Air conditioning!!!! We have our own little room inside with new
linoleum and a nice outside area and sound from the world.

PS Notice the unused weave poles. Mom has NOT been practicing with me!!! I think I'll put that on my to do agenda for next week.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Day 8 Working 9-5.......

So Mom decided we'd do a little work tonight after the beloved Chuck It game. Hey, I'm up for anything after being in jail all day!!!

Tada.....Left and right!!! I'm a genius I tell you!

I thought I'd remind my Mom it's been awhile since we've done any is the Blooper tape - someone's gotta keep her on her toes!

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Day 7 - Long Live the CHUCKIT!

Mom got out the CHUCK IT Today! Long live the Chuck it! WE LOVE THE CHUCK IT!!! Fun with flying squirrels! It doesn't get much better than that!!! It's fun for throwing and chasing and even tugging!!!!!!!

Monday, February 25, 2008

Day 6 - Stop staring!

Enough already mom! STOP STARING AT ME. Quit asking me if I am having puppies. I don't know yet!! I said STOP STARING AT ME!!!! I see you looking at my belly!!!

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Day 5 Rainy Day Games, we got to have fun today! Since mom and I are allergic to the rain, we got to play Rainy day games inside!

First we played hallway fetch. Here's my toy mom, Throw it Throw it! I've got the whole thing in my mouth so nobody can steal it!

Flirtie and I got to play a small game of Vizsla Ninja wars and then the all time favorite tug-o-war!

Day 4, same ol' thing

Mom keeps finding new words to tell me I get to do NOTHING NADA ZIP, zilch. Today she said we were going to "relax" all day...whatever mom, I'm wise to you. This is how I spent my entire Saturday...boring!! I tried to be a little creative! For the first half of the day, I played upside down sleepie games!!!

For the evening, it was just regular ol' speepie time. Maybe tomorrow, I'll get to do something fun!

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Day 3 - Chillin!

Mom came home from work and told us were were gonna "Chill Out' tonight..oh wow, Mom made plans for us? Wooho...let's go Chill mom, this is so exciting. I finally get to do something.
Sigh, I was fooled again. That's just another word for BORING, for being "in", doing nothing nada zip zilch.. I did THIS all night long!!

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Hootin' and Hollerin'

It's been two very exhuasting days even tho Mom tricked me and Owe'n did not show up. I had two AIs. Actually I had two TCIs....all this code talk. I have no idea what it means other than they poked my hoo-ha and made do a headstand afterwards. These are crazy people!! Mom got all excited afterwards and had the phone glued to her ear again, giggling, laughing.... hootin' and hollerin' again.

After my two road trips, this is what I did all night. It's a two sleepie night!!! The hottest boy on the planet sure is worth hottin' and hollerin' about, but now it's time for my beauty rest.

Before I crash tonight I'd like to give a shout out to my sister, Kiana. She was declared to be in 100% full remission AGAIN today. That's 3 times now!!! WOOOHOOO Mom was jumping up and down again on the phone hootin' and hollerin. The hottest boy on the plant is not only HOT, he must be a good luck charm, too!

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

THAT is not Owe'n!

I waited all morning long to see Owe'n. Bouncing in the crate, hurry mom, hurry mom drive faster. Owe'n is waiting for me! He got there at 10:30 am and we didn't arrive until 1 pm!!!

At 1:30, Dr. C came out to say hi but she said Owe'n wasn't ready, he needed to warm up. Hmm I'd have thought that he'd be a tougher boy being from Maryland and all. CA is pretty I impatiently waited. I chirped a few times to see if that would hurry things up. Quite a few people thought I was pretty funny, so I chirped again until I saw my mom give me that know the one.

Finally, Dr. C came out and said Owe'n was ready!!!! I was so excited. They escorted me into the room and......................WHAT????????????????????????


Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Leaving on a Jet Plane

He's coming he's coming! My boyfriend is coming!!! I checked his flight and he's on a plane to see me!!! The hottest boy on the planet is going to be here tomorrow!!!!
I've got to go, there's so much to do! Sleepies need arranging, toes need manicured, oh no...which panties do I wear??? So many decisions.

Owe'n goes to church

Since last night's peak news, Mom has been bouncing off the walls, on the phone, checking her emails. She sure is excited! I've been eavesdropping and reading over her shoulder, trying to find out just when exactly Owe'n will be here. I need time to beautify myself!!!

Apparently, Owe'n went to church today. Mom said something about a collection and what else would that mean? I wonder if he can reach the collection plate on his own or not. Miss Deb said he donated in less than 5 minutes and gave a great donation. Go Owe'n Go...

Monday, February 18, 2008

I've Peaked!

Mom is running aorund like a crazy person, phone glued to her ear, dancing, talking, dancing...what...oh my she just told me I ovulated!! I'm not sure what that means but I did hear her tell Miss Deb to send Owe'n in 2 days!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! The boy is coming!!!!

I also get to meet Dr. C. She's going to set the boy and I up on a nice romantic date!!! She's so nice doing all this just for me and Owe'n. I need to find out what his favorite treats are!! Not only that, she's the nice lady who delivered me from my mom's tummy!!!! Here I am with my sisters and brother...can you guess which one I am? Yep...the one in the middle NOT paying attention looking up at the birdies. Well, I am a bird dog you know!


Dr. M called me last night and I am up to a 2.6!! Once I get to a 5.0, then Owe'n is going to come visit me!! I'm so excited! I couldn't sleep. My sisters are so jealous. THE BOY, the hottest boy on the planet, is coming to see me!!!! I have to get busy planning our agenda. There is so much to do! We are going to have so much fun! I wonder if he' ll cuddle in my sleepie with me. I wonder if he likes squirrels as much as I do!! They are so much fun to chase. This is the best spot to see all the squirrels. I don't share this spot with any of my sisters! I am the Queen of Squirrel Hunting. Owe'n can be my King!!!!

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Tag, You're It!

Woohooooooooooooo we've had a few days of Spring Weather and Flirtie and I decided a game of Tag was on today's agenda!! After mom got home, she let us both out of jail and let us run, WILD AND FREE!!!!


I've momentarily lost my manners. I haven't made any introductions yet. First off I'd like to introduce my sister, Flirt. As you can see, she's not the prettiest of dogs, look at that NOSE for gosh sakes...but I will say she plays a great game of tag and is a pretty good Ninja warrer (even tho I'm better!).

Secondly, I'd like to introduce my sister, Kiana. She is ancient...she's 10!!!! I am obviously the younger and much HOTTER sister! I'd like to give a special SHOUT OUT to my sister. She's been fighting lymphoma for 10 months now. She must be a special and strong girl to fight so hard. We think she is very brave!

Here are my mom and dad throwing Frisbee for me...Mom is pretty dorky that's for sure, but you can see that she makes me stop chirping before she let's me go...stupid rules.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Flying Vizsla Ninja

Ok I have to admit, once we got outside, I forgot all about Mom and her stupid rules. It was sunny and 60 degrees out, perfect for Flying Vizsla Ninja wars with my sister! It's pretty obvious that once again, I was the winner of the Ninja wars!!!!

Mom said I'm going to have to get the Ninja Wars out of my system because once Owe'n comes to visit we have to "take it easy." Relax Mom, I'm only at 1.1 and that's still baseline. I have a few more days before the BOY COMES!!!

Update on Hooligans

Mom wanted me to give you an update on Operation No More Hooligans. She's so proud of herself. Well I, for one, am NOT A HAPPY CAMPER. It specifically says on my own personal web page that I am the LIFE OF THE PARTY and this self-control stuff is putting a damper on my party habits!!!!
She is now making us SIT to go outside or come inside! Fine. I will sit, but I will NOT be Quiet about it!!! Ha ha, I'm chirping!!!!! I'm the Chirpallena!!!!
What do you mean I can't go out until I'm quiet...FINE!!!

Friday, February 15, 2008

Love is in the Air

Valentine's day 2008 was a SUCCESS!!! I got my very first Valentine. And not only that, I got it from THE BOY...the world's hottest boy on the planet...yes believe it or not folks, Owe'n sent ME, little ol' me a Valentine!!! Ha ha I'm the only one who got one. Flirtie and Kiana did not get even one valentine. I'm in a league of my own!!!! I have a boyfriend, I have a boyfriend......Miss Deb sure did raise Owe'n right, he's the perfect boyfriend!!! I didn't even have to remind him to send me something for V day!!!!

Mom tried to do some work last night, but I kept bugging her to play my Owe'n Valentine so I could check out my boyfriend!!

Thursday, February 14, 2008

It's V Day

Mom says it's V day today. Wow, there is a whole day JUST FOR VIZSLAS!!!! Cool beans!!! Uh oh, mom just told me it's Not Vizsla Day...but Valentine's Day. She says that Valentine's Day is on February 14. It is the traditional day on which lovers express their love for each other. I can't believe she didn't tell me this sooner. She knows I'm in a long distance relationship!!! Here's a Shout Out to Owe'n

Me and Owe'n Sittting in a Tree
First comes loves, then comes marriage
Then come the puppies, in the puppy carriage

Mom also says I get a visit from Owe'n next week! Right now I'm at baseline of .2 progesterone, whatever THAT means, but once I get to a 5.0, we can get this party started!

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Gabby 2 Mom 0

Round 2 - Mom thinks we need more exercise. We've been very lazy bugs this winter...but it's so colllllllllllllddd!!!! Mom and I are allergic to cold, especially wet feet and icy grass. Now that the ice is gone, Mom's plan of action was to play some fetch this morning. She set her alarm 30 minutes early, sleepy-eyed and mumbling she pulled her sweats on, grabbed our tennis balls. Fur went flying everywhere when the tennis balls came out, Mom was excited to burn off some of our hooligan-ness...but when she got outside.....she realized she was missing someone....I was still hiding in my sleepie. I officially am allergic to mornings!!! Ha ha mom...I am saving my hooligan-ness for later today!!

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Operation: NO more Hooligans

Day 1 was on the phone a lot whispering to Miss Lisa today. Miss Lisa, is Flirt's trainer, ha ha Flirt needs manners...I get away with murder...flying Vizslas unite!!!! Super Vizsla leaping from couch to couch in a single bound.

Little did I know there is a dastardly plan in place for mom to take back the house and make us behave! She's crazy I tell ya...nobody can stop me. I'm the leaping lizard, life of the party!!!

Stay tuned for day 2. Gabby 1 - Mom 0

Monday, February 11, 2008

More About "IN"

I got to go to work with Mom this morning...woohoo...but...look what she did to me! GASP...not the COAT..NO MOM NO...please don't let Owe'n see me....While mom was busy working, I spent some time googling. Guess what I found out "in" means BOREDOM, nada, nothing, no fun, housebound forever!! Days on end of NOTHING NOTHING at all!!! I am not a happy camper.

We even stopped to see Mr. Incredible Pets to get me some dog food and treats....can you believe mom wouldn't let me go with her? why...because "I'm IN" I don't think I like this "being IN" stuff, nope not a all.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Shout Out

I'd like to give a "shout out" to my mother-in-law Siren. She had the ORIGINAL Diary of a Litter. Check out her Monster Diary. Sooo many folks have tried to copy her since then but none have measured up. Mom-Siren is a good writer with a GREAT sense of humor and I like giving due credit. Others have tried to follow in her paw prints and I am happy to have her guidance on my blog.

And with more "credits," the term "shout out" was coined by my soon-to-be sister-in-law Brisztow Jones! Check out her uberblog, "The Urban Mutt."

Friday, February 8, 2008

The Boy

Being "IN" means boys. And being with the "IN" Crowd means not just any boys but the hottest ones!

Here is a picture of my Owe'n. I knew him as a rambunctious puppy but he really is very sweet and endearing (and did I mention HOT)?

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

I'm With The "IN" Crowd

I'm in! I'm in!!! The e-mails are sent!! The web is spinning. I've been "in love," I've been "in jail" (didn't like that one) and now I'm just "in."

Mom, what does it mean to be "in"?